You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
