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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.

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  Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ

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• (406): View more from Montana

  3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.

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  How stoned are you?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!

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• (310): View more from California

  I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year

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• (323): View more from California

  GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.

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• (510): View more from California

  I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.

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