If i come over, it means nothing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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