She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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