Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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