You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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