The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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