My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
there is puke in my bra ... again
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
