I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
They have beer where we have blood.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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