that's an acceptable place to lick
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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