I'm really into asian looking animals
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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