I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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