then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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