well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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