Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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