a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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