i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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