why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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