the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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