she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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