its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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