Porn is love you can see.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.