you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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