mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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