she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
we should paint friendship bongs
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