A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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