how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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