I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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