he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
