you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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