please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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