Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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