some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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