so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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