Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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