i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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