what if I'm pregnant?
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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