I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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