I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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