I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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