he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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