you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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