I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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