Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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