I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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