would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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