my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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