Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think i got beer on your cat.
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