Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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