do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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