U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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