dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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