We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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