Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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