Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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